One day, in the land of Hyrule... Princess Zelda was walking around the grounds with Link. A thunder ws brewing so Zelda said "Let's get inside!". But when Link reached the steps he fell. Zelda screamed and lifted him. Blood was falling rapidly from his back. Why? Because the evil that The Retro Rebels had been trying to stop for the past 25 years was back. A man in green armour walked menacingly to Zelda and pulled an Assault Rifle. She screamed when the man opened fire on her and within 3 seconds she was dead. Hyrule lost it's hero and their princess. "All right let's see what we got here boys" Fox said.
"Nothin' Much, Cap'n" Sonic answered. "Turn the TV on!"Shouted Mario. "In breaking News Princess Zelda and Young hero Link have been killed with fatal headwounds and broken bones. Next report at 9"
There was silence. "WELL THIS SUCKS!" screamed Princess Daisy.

Well? Should I continue?